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workaholics: “Buddy of mine had too many Red Headed Strippers, had to call in sick to work… no, the drinks… the drinks were called Red Headed… Ohhhh, I get it.  No, he drank too much and now he’s hung over!”
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collegehumor: I would pay a hefty sum of money to see the facial reactions the social media team at Pampers had when they saw this.
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Haha cassette tapes were kick ass
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Right!!
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collegehumor: Sandwich Includes “Bag of Dicks” This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.
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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning